~ i'm a walking travesty ~

james-p-sullivan:

growupand-blowaway:

james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

yesterday at the train station i found a picture of a random old lady on the floor

idk who she is but ive named her grandma joyce

shes my new grandma

perfction

Hahaha

r u laughing at my grandma punk

(via noo00oo00oo00oo)

newyorktardis:

HAPPY

DAVID

TENNANT

TUESDAY

no matter what you are you doing right now, you better start screaming and jumping because THIS FUCKING MAN DOES EXIST.

BLESS YOU DAVID TENNANT

BLESS YOU

(via theangelictennant)

lameborghini:

if u think my text posts are bad now u should see the ones that i don’t even publish

(via clamperl)

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(via tiske)

pizza-harlot:

pizza-harlot:

pizza-harlot:

pizza-harlot:

pizza-harlot:

edward cullen cosplay

come on guys I lugged a ladder to my room for this

and I made my mom take it

and I lost fifteen followers

twenty nine now

(via assbutt-of--the-lord)

lady-writes:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1

(via fuckingrecipes)

secretlymartinfreeman:

askboxmemes:

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

(via askmynameismarco)

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

(via katherlne)

rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

(Source: rupindah, via doggonelucky)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

Well excu^{uUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}U_{UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}u se me

PRINCESS

(Source: okusuck, via noo00oo00oo00oo)